GublerRussia

The suspicion started on that one particular G-8 meeting when Russia ripped off England's glare arrows and ate them. It was only confirmed when he later ate an ending in the shape of sweet potato fries. Russia was pregnant, though he didn't know why. He never allowed anyone to fuck him because he was the Fuc King, which was a much better title than Burger King. Little did he know, Tony's perverted French alien buddy had crawled up his ass while he was asleep and laid an egg in his gut. Since then, he had an unusual craving for fourth wall objects that was never satisfied no matter what he did. Slowly but surely the Slavic giant was literall